I See Stupid People...

"I see stupid people...They're everywhere. They walk around like everyone else...They don't even know that they're dumb." 

Jesus, it's like I wrote it myself. The only thing that the picture leaves out..the caption. "And I don't know how they've survived so long."

I Guess its Harder when its Honest

We live in the best country in the world. One where we will take you in..pay you for nothing..and allow you more food alottment money in a month than you could possibly eat. You don't need to work, at least not until we finish paying for you to get a free college education, and afterwards, if you still wanted to be educated and unemployed? Sure! Well, that's ok too. Sit home, collect your check, and relax, cause there's someone out there working so you don't have too.

Son of a ...Nutcracker!

     So, its that time of year again people. Happiest time of year so they say. Well, if your anything like me you'd rather be stabbed in the eyeball by a rusty spoon and attacked by a rabid donkey than to beat feet in the retail crowds. Yep...HO HO HO!!

Regrets & Mistakes, They're Memories Made

I always wanted to have that friend. You know..the one you grew up with, graduated high school with. Shared the memory of being the maid of honor at each others weddings. Had kids together in hopes they'd share your bond. And some day, if we were both lucky enough, we'd sit on our rockers drinking tea (or scotch) and reminisce about our youth.

Some of You Peaked in High School..

Im a product of the generation Brat Pack. Its true..my father still cringes every time TBS airs the Breakfast Club. High School was the best time of my life. I think with all life throws at you, there should be more solstice to remembering days when you could stay home if you were really sick, there was no "corrective action" if your work wasn't done, and it was a given you'd be off for holidays and weekends.

Apples to Apples

Did you ever notice that apples always look good on the outside? Their leaves are always green, the body is always crimson and crisp looking. Kind of deceiving.